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GTW d-@ s:+ a- C++++ UL P L+++ E- W+ N !o K++ !w O- M- V- !PS PE- Y++ PGP+++ t+ 5 X+ R+++ tv+ b+ DI+ D+ G e+ h>---- r y+

Geek: GTW

   I'm a geek of technical writing. 

Dress: d-@

   I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt. 
   Varying wildly on this topic.

Shape: s:+

   I'm the height of an average geek. 
   I'm a little rounder than most. 

Age: a-

   I'm between 25 and 29. 

Computers: C++++

   I'll be the first in line to get the new cybernetic interface installed into my skull. 

Unix: UL

   Linux:
   I have a unix account to do my stuff in. 

Perl: P

   I know Perl exists, but that's all. 

Linux: L+++

   I use Linux exclusively on my system. I monitor comp.os.linux.* and even answer questions some times. 

Emacs: E-

   Emacs is just too big and bloated for my tastes. 

Web: W+

   I have the latest version of Netscape, and wander the web only when there's something specific I'm looking for. 

Usenet: N

   Usenet News? Sure, I read that once. 

Usenet Oracle: !o

   I don't consult the Usenet Oracle. 

Kibo: K++

   I've read Kibo. 

Windows: !w

   I don't use Windows. 

OS/2: O-

   Tried it, didn't like it. 

Macintosh: M-

   Macs suck. All real geeks have a character prompt. 

VMS: V-

   Unix is much better than VMS for my computing needs. 

Politics-Social: !PS

   I don't have any social views. 

Politics-Economic: PE-

   It's ok to increase government spending, so we can help more poor people. Tax the rich! Cut the defense budget! 

Cypherpunks: Y++

   I am on the cypherpunks mailing list and active around Usenet. I never miss an opportunity to talk about the evils of Clipper and ITAR and the NSA. Orwell's 1984 is more than a story, it's a warning to ours and future generations. I'm a member of the EFF. 

PGP: PGP+++

   I don't send or answer mail that is not encrypted, or at the very least signed. If you are reading this without decrypting it first, something is wrong. IT DIDN'T COME FROM ME! 

Trek: t+

   It's a damn fine TV show and is one of the only things good on television any more. 

Babylon 5: 5

   I've seen it, I am pretty indifferent to it. 

X-Files: X+

   I've Converted my family and watch the show when I remember. It's really kinda fun. 

Roleplaying: R+++

   I've written and published my own gaming materials. 

Television: tv+

   I watch some tv every day. 

Books: b+

   I enjoy reading, but don't get the time very often. 

Dilbert: DI+

   I read Dilbert daily, often understanding it 

DOOM!: D+

   It's a fun, action game that is a nice diversion on a lazy afternoon. 

Geek Code: G

   I know what the geek code is and even did up this code. 

Education: e+

   Got an associates degree 

Housing: h>----

   Friends come over to visit every once in a while to talk about Geek things. There is a place for them to sit. 
   ... but I'd like to be ...
   Married with children -- Al Bundy can sympathize. 

Relationships: r

   I date periodically. 

Sex[m]: y+

   I've had real, live sex. — Preceding unsigned comment added by Wohali (talk • contribs) 23:16, 02 November 2016 (UTC)